Khao khao, hum paper dette hain:p


Let me present here a situation. You slog thru the night with little sleep, grab a bite while rushing for the examination hall so that you have just enough energy to write the exam, and after the last minute revision and throwing some water droplets into your mouth manage to make it somehow.
Time's rushing and you are searching your grey cells for something related to the question which you can vomit out after the cramming, and during this process your eyes fall on the invigilator.
There he is, like an evil mastermind, munching bread pakodas and sipping tea, and staring back at you with a devilish smirk, as if his unnecessary meal has been made even more tasty with the sauces of your condition in it!
And you can tell your stars are bad if you have a seat in the front rows, which in addition to visual treats offer olfactory ones also:p

No, seriously addressing the issue the reason for this unreasonable behavior could be:p
-Maybe its a technique for checking the concentration of the students
-Maybe they do it intentionally so we keep watching them and write less, cz they derive an immeasurable amount of pressure by giving less marks
-Maybe their house mates are too oblivious to their existence and nobody offers them anything
-Or they've had breakfast and don't mind gulping down free food
-Maybe invigilation is a really boring task and its the administration's indirect way of bribing them to do it
-OR they were really in a hurry so as to not be late (and the authorities knew such would be the case:p:p:p)
-Or perhaps the best one, they just do it cz they feel like doing it, as is true for a majority of things they do:p

Anyways, pakoras and patties they eat
while our empty minds we beat:p


(Gosh, i suck at rhyming:p)




P.S The post has been written in healthy humour and incorporated with the author's ability and habit of exaggerating, please don't report to the auhorities:p

Comments

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    True!!
    All through the post, Simar ma'am was on my mind bcoz she was our invigilator today!!
    and YES!!!!!!!!!!! You nailed it!! What the heck do they think?!?!?!

    next time i'll raise my hand and ask {instead of extra sheet} - "One pakoda ma'am!!" :P:P

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  2. haan haan imagine karr, you raise your hand and ma'am comes with an extra shet, and you say, 'sheet hai khaana do'
    :p
    :)
    thankiu:)

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  3. haha :)
    "On that basis" i'll be chucked out of the class!! :p

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